Otters Are Very Wet

Hi. Alice. Seventeen year old New Yorker and lifelong pyromaniac.

loish:

my latest illustration! an ode to my troubled love/hate relationship with clutter.

loish:

my latest illustration! an ode to my troubled love/hate relationship with clutter.

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curiouslymistook:

healthycomfyhappy:

blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be. 

this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.

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animatedtext:

requested by dickarms 

animatedtext:

requested by  

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sylviabal:

michaelvarrati:

tommyjarvisx3:

always reblog

I mean, the evidence speaks for itself.

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citylightsdre:

Monica Martin is bae.

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darcylewislaufeyson:

what do you call it when black widow wanders away?

natasha roamin’off

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cosmicsyzygy:

smellydoll:

gnumblr:

google is letting you design a bracelet for free and will 3D print and ship them for free in the US

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go ape shit with this

i did this

I sent one to my friend without her knowing. It says “Auntie Beans,” the nickname I gave to her a while back. Long story… Can’t wait for it to arrive!

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superiorjello:

idfrickleyourfrackle:

thefantasticallyroboticgrayson:

fantasyfollower:

griffinriffraff:

cosmoschameleon:

Future girlfriends: This is an acceptable purse.

“Will you hold my pur…” “Absolutely.”

I fully agree. ladies, this is your new pocket and purse alternative.

For years I’ve tried imagining something like this… but to see it… I need this. 

Tomb Raider fashion line

WHERE CAN I BUY THESE???

HERE

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