Hi. Alice. Seventeen year old New Yorker and lifelong pyromaniac. Skankette with a bae.
  • when my phone goes *boop whej* i get very excited bc omG  IS IT THE BAE?!! HELLO BF!!! but when it’s not i get disappointed even if it’s a friend bc i’m sorry pal but u are not my sugarlips

  • aphrodildo:

    flirting w/ bae

    (via mentemregiam)

  • a message to my bf (also known as : nerd, bae/babe, and sugarlips)

    OMG I’M SORRY I COULDNT CHILLAX WITH U TODAY I HAVE A VOCAB QUIZ TOMORROW AND HOMEWORK AND ALSO I PANICKED I’M SORRY <3 <3 <3

  • dapperalbinobudgie:

    instagrarn:

    goodnight moon. goodnight Milky Way. goodnight Ursa Major (UMa I dSph). goodnight 24IC 1613 (UGC 662.350[8].

    goodnight nerd

    (via horned-melon)

  • unclefather:

    you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

    (via troybakering)

  • hxlenoftroy:

    girls don’t like boys girls like books with complicated plots and mythology

    (via romanovah)

  • rabioheab:

    a boy and a girl are sitting together on a bench after a romantic date. “can i kiss you?” the boy says. the girl nods and the boy pulls out black and white face paint and starts putting it on her face. “you’re going to be gene simmons” he whispers.

    (via supermans-cape)

  • fleurdulys:

    Moonlight Scene, Houses in the Background - Leon Bonvin

    1864

    (via sweaterjoly)

  • elvishness:

    mrs and mr mori-becket (or mako and raleigh acting like overgrown children)

    (via tinypottedgroot)

  • rionsanura:

    livelifeonlegendary:

    This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.

    NO NO I HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE BUT IT’S EVEN BETTER

    A GUY IN A RAT SUIT HAD TO JUMP ON CARY ELWES FROM A HEIGHT

    (via 221impalatardisdaleksonbakerst)

  • aflockofseagulls:

    let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

    (Source: armisael, via 221impalatardisdaleksonbakerst)

  • Colleen Michele (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

    (Source: thatstoomainstream, via mernymphs)

  • "The person you think of when you stand in front of the ocean. That’s the person you’re in love with."
  • maruti-bitamin:

    Inktober - moss series

    Drawings more frequently posted on Instagram!

    (via iguanamouth)

  • Toothless

    (Source: thegrzebol, via nightfuryous)